December 2009
“Stupid Hoe.”
– My sister, Taylor
Bring back the College Humor "HUH!" →
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I have fallen in love with this song. Enjoy it. (:
A short conversation about raping Alex Gaskarth
Brooklyn: You raped Alex. *seriousface* I can tells.
Emilee: haha *seriousface* You can't prove anything.
“Just saw Where The Wild Things Are. It was wild.”
– Dave Days
Crushes are cute... not this one.
Emilee: You talk about Whatadayderek alot. Do you have a crush on him or something?
MrDoodyHead: TOTALLY!
Emilee: Have you told him yet?
MrDoodyHead: *blushes* no..
Emilee: You want me to tell him for you?
MrDoodyHead: NOOOOO!!!
Emilee: Ok then.
hello—brooklyn:
you guys need to hear...
“You can’t spell stud without STD.”
– Alex Gaskarth
Selling Golden Geese?
Mr. Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?
Willy Wonka: They're not for sale.
Mr. Salt: Name your price.
Willy Wonka: She can't have one.
Veruca Salt: Who says I can't?
Mr. Salt: The man with the funny hat.
“That girl is way too attractive to be with that guy…wait that guy is me.”
– Jack Barakat
Hi, I'm Emilee.
So yeah I’m Emilee and I think I should just tell you some of the things about me.
-I have a slight obsession with Patrick Stump.
-I live on the moon with my Canadian friend, Brooklyn and Pete Wentz.
-Jack Barakat. Isn’t that fabulous enough?
-I have a crush on Dave Days.
-I like to quote people.
-Scattergories is such a fucked up game, it turns Dan Gurewitch and I into retards.
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